[conversations]

i finally have the time to come here! =D
okay so ive promised all of you funny conversations, so here they are:

me (reading LA notes on human and animal rights): "would you give rights, limited rights, or no rights to the following list of things?....WHAT?! why the hell is there human corpse in the list?!"
ewe: "why cannot? human corpse also must have rights what!"
me:" then what about a one day old pre-embryo?" would you give it any rights??"
ewe:"of course not lah!"
me:"BUT WHY! a living thing compared to a dead thing leh! how can you give rights to something which is dead and yet no rights to something that is still living?! how do you justify your answers?! huh??"
ewe:"aiyoh the embryo dont have mindset yet larh!!!! but the human corpse must have a dignified death!!"
-bursts into laughter here and there, yeahyeah you know-
me:(refers to list) "then what about adolf hitler?"
ewe:"...NO."
me:" O.O why not huh!! (by this time laughing lke eaurgb already) HOW DO YOU JUSTIFY YOUR ANSWERS!!!!!"
ewe:"...because he is A MORON. hahah."
(faints on the spot, die laughing etc)

hahah. what biased answers. if i were to answer like that in LA essays i would have failed! anyway, the conversation was in chinese and english, but i put everthing in english because its more convenient to type, but THE FOLLOWING i shall type in some chinese as well, because if not the funnyness will be gone!

(highing in class breaks/after schools again)
-poor me was being chased by cindy (AGAIN) after commenting on some random stuff she wrote on the whiteboard, and because my shoes were all slippery and lousy with no friction, i slipped and fell down when i turned at the door trying to avoid cindy! hahah but i was lucky enough not to have any scratches, only red and dirty skin-
(after that, we were going to go home)

me: "EEERGHH! 快一点啦！！！" -swishes my hand over the tabletop towards cindy, and accidentally swept one of her hairclips to the floor-
me:"er...heheheh..."
cindy:"哼！还不快点给我捡起来！？"
me:" 啊哼！才不要leh!不知道是谁刚刚拿着whiteboard duster 一直追我，害我跌倒啊？？？还敢说？！"
cindy:"啊，啊啊……我只不过是拿着一个duster在散步而已！"
-faints again-

hahah, and another very 经典 one:

cindy:"cheryl! your PE tshirt is on the floor! ERGH!" -throws it back to her-
cheryl:"huh?! but why?! why is it on the floor?!"
-a brief moment of silence, with cindy and me looking at each other-
me: -decided to break the silence by suddenly sabotaging the innocent wenqi at the side doing duty, sweeping the floor- "....wenqi 扫的！！！"
wenqi: -looks very surprised, looks quickly at us- :"(high pitched voice) OIIIIIII!!!"
cindy and i: (MALICIOUSLY) "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH x 1000"

HAHAH. okay i wondered how come cindy and i didnt say "i dont know" to cheryl. but that gave me a chance to change the whole boring thing into something that we laughed like mad at. HAHAH. i love 408!! (:

etool, alot of things have been going on! we are having soccer as PE module this term, and I LOVE SOCCER. WAHAHAHH. oh no it reminds me of detective conan/shinichi who is so pro in soccer! i strive to be like him! <333!

erm, this new blog music is "Everytime we touch" by cascada. i shall share with you all a video from youtube on ariel, with the music from Evanescence's "Taking Over Me", DAMN NICE. and then i will put it on my blog =DD

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taaa!